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The official emblem of Eire - the harp - is present on all government stationery as a reminder that you have to pull strings to get anything done there. Northern Ireland intends to have a violin on its official stationery when government is devolved, to symbolise how many there are on the fiddle.
Prof Ivor E Towers
Friday, 12 February 2010

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