Americans
decide
which
country
they are
going
to have a
war
with
next
by
sticking
a
pin
in an
atlas
. In
1861
,
due
to an
administrative
oversight
, a
young
clerk
named
Michael
Mouse
stuck
the
pin
in
America
itself,
thus
causing
the
outbreak
of
Civil
War
. The
Disney
character
,
Mickey
Mouse
, is
based
on a
popular
satirical
representation
of
Michael
Mouse
created
by
nineteenth
-
century
cartoonist
Abraham
Lincoln
.
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