In
1887
there were
thought
to be over
3
,500
breeding
pairs
of "
Michelin
men
" (
females
of the
species
are
also
called
'
men
')
living
wild
in the
Auvergne
region
of
France
. This
number
had
dropped
to as
near
as
makes
no
difference
zero
by the
next
year
after
two
brothers
,
Édouard
and
André
Michelin
discovered
that
pneumatic
tyres
could be
made
simply
killing
them and
removing
the
natural
rolls
of
fat
from the
unfortunate
bipeds
. All "
Michelin
men
" are
now
reared
for their
tyres
in
massive
indoor
battery
facilities
disguised
as
rubber
factories
in
Clermont
Ferrand
.
Jonathan Ellis
Monday, 01 February 2010