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A huge swarm of Giant Wasps has been found in Ultrecht, Holland. Botanists say that the discovery will revolutionise the World's transport system, as these wasps can be tamed, and saddled like horses, with the added bonus of being able to fly and sting people who you don't like very much.
Arnold the Darnold
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