The
British
Giant
carnivorous
spider
is
camouflaged
as
several
ivy
leaves
, and is
large
enough
to
hunt
birds
. After
successfully
ambushing
its
prey
, it
cooks
it
using
microwaves
and then
regurgitates
all the
indigestible
remains
as an
empty
CD
jewel
case
.
Simon Smith
Monday, 14 December 2009