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Turtles are actually not slow. In fact they are incredibly fast. So fast, in fact, that the human eye cannot see jest how fast they are moving. And if fact that shell on they're backs are actually mobile supercomputers that they use to jump from one place on Earth to another to avoid being eaten by predators.
Mike Hobb
Tuesday, 08 December 2009

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