After the
entire
badger
population
of
Britain
was
wiped
out in
2007
by
global
warming
,
scientists
at the
University
of
Upney
-on-
Sea
created
a
genetically
modified
badger
from
samples
taken
from
captive
badgers
in
Spain
and
wombats
in
Australia
. The
new
improved
version
can
tolerate
heat
up to
50
degrees
Celsius
,
tunnels
at an
amazing
rate
of
14
feet
per
second
, and
lives
entirely
on
old
shopping
carts
.
Paul Wayper ([email redacted])
Wednesday, 14 October 2009