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Misuse of novelty salt and pepper shakers is the sixth most common cause of injury in Europe. In previous years it was third but toilet-plunger related accidents and mishaps related to seeing people called "Brian" have moved up following EU deregulation.
Paul Wayper ([email redacted])
Monday, 10 August 2009

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