Jimmy
Saville
uses
secret
interdimensional
portals
to
travel
from
place
to
place
, this
accounts
for his
apparantly
excellent
performance
in
marathons
and
fun
-
runs
despite
being over
100
years
old
and
breathing
an
average
ratio
of
2
parts
cigar
smoke
to
every
1
part of
actual
air
.
[email redacted]
Monday, 13 July 2009