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In order to keep track of suspicious characters, the CIA has implemented a new 'spy' system, in which only one of the suspects' socks are stolen. The socks are taken from a tiny compartment in the bottom of each washing machine. This is the reason that most people can only find one sock in the dryer after doing a load of laundry.
Mary
Monday, 09 March 2009

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