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The Russian military has poured the majority of their defense budget into steel jaws that can be worn in the mouth by the infantry. These massive metal molars can cut through the thickest of cable car lines with ease. Top scientists at the Russian academy for tactical orthodontics are currently said to be working on a set of "dentures" where each tooth is a missile that fires out from the mouth when the wearer licks a sensor worn on their medulla oblongata.
Chris Kortjohn
Thursday, 01 January 2009

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