The
Russian
military
has
poured
the
majority
of their
defense
budget
into
steel
jaws
that
can
be
worn
in the
mouth
by the
infantry
. These
massive
metal
molars
can
cut
through the
thickest
of
cable
car
lines
with
ease
.
Top
scientists
at the
Russian
academy
for
tactical
orthodontics
are
currently
said
to be
working
on a
set
of "
dentures
" where each
tooth
is a
missile
that
fires
out from the
mouth
when the
wearer
licks
a
sensor
worn
on their
medulla
oblongata
.
Chris Kortjohn
Thursday, 01 January 2009