Korea News Service announced Kim Jong-il has expanded plans to reunite North and South Korea in order to add yet another distinctive title to the dictator for life's large collection. In addition to Chairman of the National Defense Commission, Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army, General Secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea and Dear Leader he wishes to known as the "Godfather of Seoul." Following the death of James Brown, the Dear Leader has expressed an interest in the title once held by the "Hardest Working Man in Music."