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When treated properly, the tail of a mouse can and often will turn itself into a carrot at the sound of the word "leather", but as this transformation is almost instantaneous, and reverts in a split second, only the mouse notices. (n.b. He feels it as a pleasant wet sensation)
Alex Michaelson
Sunday, 27 July 2008

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