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Like Jerry Lewis in France the recently democratic country of Abania has taken the late comedian Marty Allen into their hearts. The official news source for the country, BLAT (the acronym translates: It Really Happened This Way) announced the president Bamir Topi will acknowledge the Pittsburg native son with a stamp and a likeness on the 100 Albanian Lek note. Quoted President Topi through a translator, "Allen was never that funny, really. But Carrot Top was simply too creepy looking. Nobody would lick a stamp that bore a portrait that disagreeable."
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Sunday, 27 July 2008

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