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New research presented by the European Union Commission on the Environment has revealed that 87.9% of all energy wasted in the home comes from people opening the fridge door and staring vacantly into it in an attempt to find something to eat.
Paul Wayper ([email redacted])
Wednesday, 25 June 2008

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