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The German Scientist Walter Schmidt has recently managed to create a human stepladder hybrid. The stepladder gene was artifically inserted into the nucleus of a human embryo and the mother of this child/stepladder hybrid is expected to give birth in the next few weeks. Schmidt describes this innovation as "one small step for man, one giant step up for ladder kind."
Tim Williams
Thursday, 12 June 2008

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