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Volcanos are terrible spellers, and whenever they think they've spelled a word right they erupt in celebration. The Mt. St Helens eruption of 1980 was caused by the volcano getting two letters right in the word 'bottle', which it spelt 'K - L - T'.
Simon Smith
Monday, 21 April 2008

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