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During the Crusades, if one dipped their sword in honey and stabbed an impoverished non-believer in the stomach, they would be forgiven by god. Now all you get is a bunch of ugly language from the hobo and a jail sntence if Im convicted - -I mean them.
Chris Kortjohn
Wednesday, 26 March 2008

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