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The bones of native africans are made from ivory. The bones of non natives are meerly wood painted to look like ivory. That's why americans born before lead paint was outlawed die succumb to lead poisoning upon remaining in the country for too long. However, in South africa one can buy the anti toxin, pure bleach. It cures the ailment but causes sunburn and an attraction towards khaki.
Chris Kortjohn
Wednesday, 26 March 2008

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