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When a shoe shine sponge (available from most supermarkets and shoe suppliers) is rubbed gently onto the eyeball, it negates the requirement - and indeed the ability - to blink for up to 2 days. This is especially useful for anyone trying to remain awake for a specific purpose and is also handy for unnerving small children whilst on public transport.
Professor D Litts - [email redacted]
Tuesday, 26 February 2008

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