A
duck
'
s
quack
does
echo
.
However
it is
impossible
to
hear
as
ducks
always
judge
their
echoes
to
perfection
and
quack
again at the same
time
as the
echo
of their
original
quack
returns
. They do this until the
observer
goes
off for his/hers
lunch
,
tea
or
dinner
. Some
ducks
have been
known
to
quack
for up to
36
hours
to
keep
their
secret
safe
when
faced
with
particularly
stubborn
ornothologists
and
physicists
.
Samuel Pepys
Friday, 02 November 2007