Yodas
sister
Yodel
was not, in
fact
, a
member
of the
Jedi
council
she was a
shameless
prostitute
.
Yoda
hid
this by
brainwashing
the
Jedi
council
and
temple
that she had
served
there and
died
bravely
. This
got
out
well
after his
death
, when
Yodel
,
figuring
that she would
go
to the
Jedi
temple
, was
commended
and
asked
why she had not
returned
. She had no
recollection
of
seeing
any of these
people
, and
died
of
insanity
the
next
day
.
Chuck Vader
Friday, 17 August 2007