The
rules
to
driving
have
changed
to
1
red
light
=
stop
2
green
light
=
go
3
yellow
light
=
go
fast
before the red
light
4
no
light
=
Hit
a
pedestrian
5
if you
hit
a
lady
with a
baby
and the
baby
lands
in a
manhole
thats
called
a
birdie
its
worth
5
points
6
lawyers
are
100
,
000
,
000
,
000
,
000
points
7
speed
as
fast
as you
can
8
avoid
cops
at all
costs
[email redacted]
Wednesday, 15 August 2007