Daves's Web of Lies Lie of the Day A Week of Lies Database of Lies Celebrity Liar Guest Liar Submit a Lie

------------

The rules to driving have changed to 1 red light = stop 2 green light = go 3 yellow light = go fast before the red light 4 no light = Hit a pedestrian 5 if you hit a lady with a baby and the baby lands in a manhole thats called a birdie its worth 5 points 6 lawyers are 100,000,000,000,000 points 7 speed as fast as you can 8 avoid cops at all costs
[email redacted]
Wednesday, 15 August 2007

------------

--(c)1994...2025--