Before learning the ways of the Jedi, Mace Windu was a world renowned Yodeler. This is smally known, but before his death the Jedi council was thinking of kicking him off and replacing him. Out of the millions of volunteers, they were about to choose the most promising; George Bush, who has shown promising Jedi talent. But he used it to become president, and henceforth shall be known as - The President. In his past, he was known as several famous people. Abe Lincoln, Tom Cruise, Elmo, Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson, and Mary Poppins are just some of his past lives.