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Fish do not live underwater although it appears that they do. They inhabit a region of innerspace that resonates with water molecules and appear to exist in this plane but really live in a very confined area near to Tashkent, although 5 universes away.
Norman Hartnell (not to be confused with the other Norman Hartnell)
Wednesday, 20 June 2007

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