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The number of rotations prescribed by mediaeval idiot spinners for a case such as camp TV entertainer Michael Barrymore is so great that it would take over 40 years to completely cure him. This option is not practical so, unless another treatment is found, he will remain a fool until he dies.
Dirk Tunis
[undated]

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