walter smith was once the sorry loser in a greulling game of soggy biscuit, where-by 5 brave contestans materbate over a single biscuit.whoever ejaculates last has to scoff the specially formulated treat.unfortunately for walter his opponents, who include alister mcoist and basil boley,had quite clearly mastered the game and went on to trounce a devasted,floppy,inconsoleable mr smith.but rules are rules and so walter went on to gnaw every last crum of stomach churning snack much to the delight and entertainment of the other victorious contestants.