Nokia, on dicovering that in a lifetime, the average person will spend 2 weeks reprogramming swear words into their new mobile phones, has released a list of alternatives to commonly used swear words that are contined in their English dictionary. F<B>*B> me : Heavens to Betsy C<B>*B> : Cad Sh** : Poor show W<B>*B>er: Nincompoop et al