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People think cows are real but they are a figment of your imagination somthing a made up to keep your brain entertained. The government thought they would pick the idea up and run with it so beef is just pork with a few drops of black food colouring on it. Also milk is paper mashed up with sugar and water.
dennis ian leavy
Tuesday, 03 April 2007

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