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The phrase 'battery chickens' actually derives from the fact that when chickens sleep it is the only word they sleeptalk as batteries are the only thing they dream about. It is well known that chickens feel robbed and angered at having not been the species to invent the battery having always claimed that they one day would.
Benny Boy ([email redacted])
Thursday, 29 March 2007

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