The
phrase
'
battery
chickens
'
actually
derives
from the
fact
that when
chickens
sleep
it is the only
word
they
sleeptalk
as
batteries
are the only
thing
they
dream
about. It is
well
known
that
chickens
feel
robbed
and
angered
at having not been the
species
to
invent
the
battery
having
always
claimed
that they
one
day
would.
Benny Boy ([email redacted])
Thursday, 29 March 2007