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Dear Sirs. I am contacting you via the submission form as your ISP was unwilling to pass me your contact details. I work for the Federal Bureau of Investigations, internet security division. It has come to my attention that there a number of sensitive pieces of information on your site posing as inaccuracies but might be embarassing to certain US Government agencies, if they were picked up on. I am particularly interested that the piece regarding the instability of John Ford Kennedy's hairstyle might have contributed to his death, should be taken off the website and destroyed by a pack of baying wolves at the earliest opportunity. I hope we can come to an amicable solution and form a good working relationship going forwards. Maybe involving sky-diving and hammocks.
Birds Custard Powder ([email redacted])
Monday, 26 March 2007

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