Dear
Sirs
. I am
contacting
you
via
the
submission
form
as your
ISP
was
unwilling
to
pass
me your
contact
details
. I
work
for the
Federal
Bureau
of
Investigations
,
internet
security
division
. It has
come
to my
attention
that there a
number
of
sensitive
pieces
of
information
on your
site
posing
as
inaccuracies
but
might
be
embarassing
to
certain
US
Government
agencies
, if they were
picked
up on. I am
particularly
interested
that the
piece
regarding
the
instability
of
John
Ford
Kennedy
'
s
hairstyle
might
have
contributed
to his
death
, should be
taken
off the
website
and
destroyed
by a
pack
of
baying
wolves
at the
earliest
opportunity
. I
hope
we
can
come
to an
amicable
solution
and
form
a
good
working
relationship
going
forwards
.
Maybe
involving
sky
-
diving
and
hammocks
.
Birds Custard Powder ([email redacted])
Monday, 26 March 2007