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The moon isn't made of cheese. If it was made of cheese it would be eroded by now. It is made of astro-turf. Sometimes, fancy sport fields are made of astro-turf, which is brought directly to the stadium from the moon.
Andrew Monroe
Sunday, 25 March 2007

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