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NASA scientists at JPL have recomputed the Number of the Beast at the request of the Bush White House. It is currently 665.979384534573459879345345390877934857934. This is most likely due to perturbations in the Earth's rotation since it was last calculated in 1207, under the rule of Pope Gary XVII.
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Monday, 19 March 2007

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