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Hemel Hempstead is hatching a plan to rid its streets of the large number of undead who are becoming a nuisance to shoppers. Together with Luton Town Council, they will offer a lucrative contract of work involved in a secretive town regeneration scheme but once on site will be bombarded with silver bullets, holy water, rue, garlic and photos of Celine Dion.
Charlton Heston ([email redacted])
Thursday, 15 March 2007

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