Hemel
Hempstead
is
hatching
a
plan
to
rid
its streets of the
large
number
of
undead
who are
becoming
a
nuisance
to
shoppers
.
Together
with
Luton
Town
Council
, they
will
offer
a
lucrative
contract
of
work
involved
in a
secretive
town
regeneration
scheme
but once on
site
will
be
bombarded
with
silver
bullets
,
holy
water
,
rue
,
garlic
and
photos
of
Celine
Dion
.
Charlton Heston ([email redacted])
Thursday, 15 March 2007