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Luton, being jealous of its neighbouring town of Daventry's ability to rise pheonix-like from the flames, is considering petrol bombing several districts and shipping in portacabins before morning breaks. The whole operation, of course, will be overseen by the large population of the undead resident in Hemel Hempstead.
Theodore H Biscuit ([email redacted])
Thursday, 15 March 2007

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