Luton
, being
jealous
of its
neighbouring
town
of
Daventry
'
s
ability
to
rise
pheonix
-
like
from the
flames
, is
considering
petrol
bombing
several
districts
and
shipping
in
portacabins
before
morning
breaks
. The
whole
operation
, of
course
,
will
be
overseen
by the
large
population
of the
undead
resident
in
Hemel
Hempstead
.
Theodore H Biscuit ([email redacted])
Thursday, 15 March 2007