Meteorologists
are
well
known
to have a
genuine
hatred
of
one
another
and are in
competition
to out do each other with outrageous
predictions
of when the
world
will
end
. They have
even
been
known
to
form
gangs
.
Last
year
tension
rose
to
new
levels
when
Jonathan
Owen
of the "
Meteo
-
maniac
"
gang
predicted
that
global
warming
will
spell
the
end
of the
world
by
2050
. Only
two
weeks
later
Michael
Cheeseman
of the "
Terror
to the
weather
"
organisation
claimed
that
global
warming
will
spell
the
end
of the
world
by
2045
.
Expect
further
predictions
to
follow
.
Ashley Wright: [email redacted]
Saturday, 10 March 2007