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Every year there are over 100 casualties due to speaking Welsh. The majority of coroners reports identify the cause of death as "by drowning" although a few each year are caused by enraged English, Scottish and Irish who hear a crowd of Welshmen speaking English but then switch to Welsh once the soon-to-be-assailant is noticed and then refuse to understand them.
Samuel Pepys
Tuesday, 06 February 2007

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