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Mrs Trellis of North Wales has written in to say, "Dear Humph, I just wanted to say that your work on Radio Three's Best of Jazz is probably some of the best you have done. If only you hadn't done that silly stint in the seventies as an animated red-and-white drinking straw, pretending to steal children's milk. Yours sincerely, Mrs Trellis."
Simon Smith
Sunday, 21 January 2007

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