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The overwhelming majority of heart attacks are caused by a fatal combination of smiling while jogging. The extra strain on the facial muscles is enough to push most people's cardiovascular systems just that little bit too hard. This is why most joggers prefer to dribble and wobble their cheeks.
Mr. Jo(e/seph) Reeves
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