The
overwhelming
majority of
heart
attacks
are
caused
by a
fatal
combination
of
smiling
while
jogging
. The
extra
strain
on the
facial
muscles
is
enough
to
push
most
people
'
s
cardiovascular
systems
just
that
little
bit
too
hard
. This is why most
joggers
prefer
to
dribble
and
wobble
their
cheeks
.
Mr. Jo(e/seph) Reeves
[undated]