Contrary
to
popular
belief
, it is in
fact
possible
to
derive
the
existence
of
pop
tarts
using
Einstein
'
s
theory
of
special
relativity
,
although
it is
thought
that were this
derivation
to be
put
to
practical
use
by
reversing
it and
seeking
out the
fundamental
origin
of the
pop
tart
, it would in
fact
destroy
the
universe
.
Benji&[email redacted]
[undated]