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Contrary to popular belief, it is in fact possible to derive the existence of pop tarts using Einstein's theory of special relativity, although it is thought that were this derivation to be put to practical use by reversing it and seeking out the fundamental origin of the pop tart, it would in fact destroy the universe.
Benji&[email redacted]
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