Material Girl - Madonna is in fact nothing of the sort. It has recently been proven in a court case brought by lawyer Herman Vieglestein in Cumberland, Rhode Island that she is in fact the only living example of a being created by the dual copula strategy and as such a non existent object. The last known example being Albert Barrowcliffe of Ilkeston, Derbyshire who unfortunately died in a bizzare accident whilst participating in a conga line at his daughter Margot's wedding in 1974.