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the teenage mutant ninja turtles have girlfriends from the less sucsessful spinoff show. they are the teenage mutant princess horses. this cross-speices love was considered unnatural by kansas religious types, who are the ones really in control of childrens' tv programming.
martin mopple
Tuesday, 19 December 2006

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