The
phrase
"it'
s
curtains
for you" has its
origins
in a
particularly
nasty
method
of
ritualized
torture
practiced
by
various
Cargo
Cults
in the
Papuan
Gulf
during the
1920
'
s
. The
sacrificial
victim
,
usually
a
young
man
, is
repeatedly
forced
to
choose
between more or
less
identical
swatches
of
drape
material
in an
attempt
to
appease
the
local
deity
"
Mate
-
Chidi
-
Qarp
-
et
"
whose
name
is
repeated
endlessly
. There are
unconfirmed
reports
that the
cult
has
risen
again in
larger
branches
of
John
Lewis
.
[email redacted]
Wednesday, 06 December 2006