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When elephants fruit, ripen, and fall from the parent Jub-jub tree, the resulting impacts cause earthquakes as far away as San Francisco. This has led to strong selection pressure in favour of flying elephants, a notable example of which is Dumbo, a favourite of Disney films for many years.
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Saturday, 02 December 2006

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