Twice a week at 5pm every Penguin in the world lies on its front and faces towards the island of Saint Helena whilst playing a small penguin sized harp with only 5 trings. This behaviour is known as Harper's Provincial Eclectic Penguinisationalism, or H.P.E.P and has only been seen once before by the human eye. All other accounts of such events come from stories passed down by gernerations of chat happy Seagull's, who frankly should not be trusted.