The
semen
of an
adult
male
barn-
owl
contains
enough
corn
syrup
to
produce
approximately
7
'
Tootsie
Roll
Pops
.' It is for this
reason
that the
bird
was
chosen
as a
mascot
for the
candy
,
although
the
extremely
slow
excretion
rate
of barn-
owl
ejaculate
also
required
that the
candies
take
a very
long
time
to
eat
.
Noel ([email redacted])
Monday, 20 November 2006