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The semen of an adult male barn-owl contains enough corn syrup to produce approximately 7 'Tootsie Roll Pops.' It is for this reason that the bird was chosen as a mascot for the candy, although the extremely slow excretion rate of barn-owl ejaculate also required that the candies take a very long time to eat.
Noel ([email redacted])
Monday, 20 November 2006

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