Atomic
clocks
were
invented
by an
ancient
race
of
hog
-
people
. The
remnants
of their
race
are
modern
day
pigs
. These
pigs
live
for the
day
that they
will
activate
the
miniature
mind
-
control
devices
in the
clocks
and
take
over the
Earth
.
However
, this is not to be, as
Arnold
Schwarzenneger
ate
the
remote
control
. This has,
however
,
given
the
pigs
complete
control
over him.
Tim "Crazy Man" Walsh
Wednesday, 15 November 2006