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Atomic clocks were invented by an ancient race of hog-people. The remnants of their race are modern day pigs. These pigs live for the day that they will activate the miniature mind-control devices in the clocks and take over the Earth. However, this is not to be, as Arnold Schwarzenneger ate the remote control. This has, however, given the pigs complete control over him.
Tim "Crazy Man" Walsh
Wednesday, 15 November 2006

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