The internet is a real but invisible set of tiny, tube-like structures running through the ground and the air. Like crude oil, it has simply existed on earth for longer than we have, waiting for humans to learn to tap its quasi-magical powers. The current amount of usage, though, is wearing the tube-like structures down at an unsafe rate, and scientists predict that if these trends continue, there will be a hole in the internet similar to that of the ozone layer, and we will begin to lose information at a greater and greater rate until finally the internet has completely deteriorated and we will either be forced to pump internet from a well that goes deep into the earth, or to import internet from the surface of the moon.