
The
earliest known example of
government propaganda is the
Bayeux Tapestry.
William "The
Conqueror"
actually won England from
King Harold in a
high stakes game of "
pissenlit", an
early forerunner of
poker that was
popular in France at the
time. After the
game,
Harold and
William (who were
still the
best of
friends)
decided to
produce the
tapestry in
order that
William'
s newly acquired subjects should
feel better about their
new king, and
also so that
Harold'
s mother, who
strongly disapproved of
gambling (at
least for
anything larger than the
Orkneys), would not
attempt to
find and
chastise her
errant son,
believing him
dead. The
Doomsday Book was
instigated some
years later by
William, when he
became suspicious that
Harold -
now living as a
playboy in the French
court - had
taken some of
England with him; and,
indeed,
upon the
completion of the
Book, it was
discovered that
thirty-
two cows,
fourteen chickens,
eighty-
seven virgin maidens, and
three small villages were
missing. This -
still unhonoured - gambling
debt is the
real root of the
enmity between
England and
France that
survives to this
day.
Mr. Jo(e/seph) Reeves
[undated]

