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Helen Keller, the famous deaf dumb and blind girl who learned to overcome all odds and become the pinball wizard was not always impaired. As a baby she was abandoned in the woods to be raised by wolves. The wolves fell into drugs and left her in the swamp to be raised by worms. The worms took her in with open arms. Helen gradually began to believe she was a worm like her foster parents. When finally captured by Jane Goodall in 1842 Helen fully believed she was a worm and could not see or hear. She could talk, but the language of the worms to human ears is little more than grunts and squeaks. Even to this day she is known to dive head first into the ground and completely dissapear only to resurface hours later full of dirt.
chris kortjohn
Sunday, 29 October 2006

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